Where I draw the line - Roger Ebert's Journal

I think on this day, for the first time in my life, I can speak for all of America and perhaps for all of mankind, when I say that if proctological examinations ever become part of airport security, that's where I draw the line.

via blogs.suntimes.com

Don't give them any ideas, Roger. Given the way things are going, that seems like the next logical step.