Inspired by this lovely collection of six word short stories in November 2006 issue of Wired, here are my feeble attempts:
Shiny object. Repeat. Sorry, landfill full.
Cyberspace. All knowledge yours. Reality? Sucks.
Faster. Slower. Faster. Brick Wall. Stop.
For sale: balls, sack. Never used.
If there's a God, strike me
Moment in time captured only momentarily.