Written By phoneboy 2010-11-30T00:58:00Z
A 47 year old gay man was arrested at San Francisco International Airport after ejaculating while being patted down by a male TSA agent. Percy Cummings, an interior designer from San Francisco, is being held without bail after the alleged incident, charged with sexually assaulting a Federal agent.
I can't find this on any "proper" news source, so I am going to assume this parody. I do wonder how long it's going to take before something like this becomes a real news story, though,