Ignoring the whole "naked body picture" issue for a bit, are those new full-body scanners at the TSA checkpoints safe? The TSA insists they are safe, but on No Agenda, they followed the evidence. While they certainly go to great lengths to imply they are safe, there's nothing that says the actual scanners used in our airports were tested and actually found to be safe.
So to be on the safe side, I'm going to opt-opt and get some "love pats." SNL, of course, takes this to its logical conclusion.