With apologies to the late Frank Zappa for stealing a line or two from Joe's Garage, here's a picture that was taken of me for my senior page in the yearbook. My high school was small enough that each of us got our own page in our senior-year yearbook where we could write whatever quotes or "shout-outs" we wanted as well as put some pictures. I had Mrs. Y take this picture for me. Made sense to do it in black and white since those were black and white pages. I think it looks a lot better that way.
This was taken pre-digital cameras and has lived in the envelope I originally turned it into the yearbook staff to. It's obviously scanned and has some artifacts as a result. Still think it's a damn fine picture, though